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A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to

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holy fuck

HOLY SHITTTT

Omg.

LOOOOL DAMNNNNN


  • Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
  • TV: LOL, but good shows are on.
  • iPod: Sleep? Is that a new app?
  • Sleeping position: LOL, you're not gonna be comfortable.
  • Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
  • Temperature: It's too hot and too cold.
  • Noises: Oh, you said be louder? Okay.
  • Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.