A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to
- Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
- TV: LOL, but good shows are on.
- iPod: Sleep? Is that a new app?
- Sleeping position: LOL, you're not gonna be comfortable.
- Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
- Temperature: It's too hot and too cold.
- Noises: Oh, you said be louder? Okay.
- Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.